"In a few years, you won't be able to swing a grappling hook in this city without hitting a geek in a costume with a name and a gimmick."
"Riddle me this: What's the difference between chance and choice? The letter's A, N, O and I."
"From what I know about police procedures, Commissioner Gordon, you shouldn't even still be carrying a gun."
"You can't be all things to all the people in Gotham City. You can't knock the teeth out of muggers one day and help little old ladies across the street the next."
"So you took Harvey Dent's sins upon yourself? Sheesh, I thought you needed blue tights and a red cape to have a Messiah Complex."
"Bah! Bah, I say!"
"Well, Alfred, the repellent didn't work in open water."
"You know sir, I always thought the term 'jump the shark' meant something different."
"It's all true. I, Alfred Pennyworth, am... the Batman!"
"Oh, sure. I spend hours flouncing around my apartment in my underwear until Bruce Wayne calls to ask me out."
"So, the long-lost daughter of one of Gotham's first and most powerful crime bosses is spending her time teaching Catholic school?"
"Who the hell are you supposed to be, Batman's cousin?"
"All those cameras, and none of them got a good look at the Huntress' face."
"When a young woman wears an outfit like that, I'm not very surprised, sir."
"A suit with encephalo-cybernetic interfaces for linking to vehicles? Mr. Wayne, you'll be *my* age before this technology is even *remotely* feasible"
"It never hurts to plan for the future, Lucius."
"Odd. For about twenty minutes, the inmates started chanting something in perfect synchronization, and then stopped."
"What did they chant, Professor Strange?"
(Okay, maybe that will work better for the next Superman movie.)